bobbing on dick

When the woman is on top during sex, bouncing or 'bobbing' up and down.

Boy1: "How was the sex?"

Boy2: "She was great at bobbing on dick"

by Miss Chanandeler Bong July 7, 2010

the dick cheney

Cum-shotting on a girl's tits and face.

Such as dick cheney shooting his friend in the face and chet

i was about to bust so i gave her the dick cheney

by The mysteriois one June 11, 2006

dick scampi

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

by sergio_O December 25, 2008

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

trophy dick

The male version of a trophy girlfriend, with a wiener that can win contests, but lacking anything else of value. They can often be found in the possession of a wealthy older woman.

There's Kim with her trophy dick.

by KimKimKim March 22, 2008

vagina dick

The state of one's penis after sex, during which it retains the smell of a woman's vagina (and latex, if applicable).

"Ew, I just scratched my balls and now my hand smells like poon."
"Have you showered since you piped your girl?"
"Nope."
"Sounds like you got that vagina dick."

by tHaKid August 17, 2014

Dick Pickle

Synonymous with douche bag, but much more socially acceptable.

That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot

by catsareactuallythebestever December 1, 2014