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Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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Get that off ya

If friend or family member is wearing a puma tracksuit and it is a disgrace you would say get that off ya
If your friend is is wearing a disgraceful clothing you would say get that off ya
by Get that off ya November 8, 2020
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Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.
In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves
by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020
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Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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spittin off

Slang for diarrhea or poop. If someone says they're spittin off they have diarrhea or have already had diarrhea.
Damn man, I was spittin off earlier I clogged the toilet.
by MemoliLover November 9, 2020
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Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up
“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day
by kfc tenders November 12, 2020
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