race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.

Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!

by fornicatia January 11, 2010

post-traumatic sex

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.

Post traumatic sex fucking rules!

by Duke January 22, 2003

sex me up

Another way of saying "have sex with me" but more demanding and hot. more of a spur of the moment thing and you'd probably end up having sex in a public washroom or in the back of a club.

"sex me up"
"you can sex me up"
"i'd sex her up"
"i was sexing him up all night long"

by Dewby May 16, 2005

Bloody butt sex

When one is fucked so hard in the ass it bleeds. But that doesn't stope the anal action and one keeps going and going.

Jimmy had bloody butt sex with Sussie now she cant walk straight and has to get stitches Owe!

by Super Anal Man November 28, 2007

Colombian Sex Change

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

gay cowboy sex

gay cowboy sex is one of the many popular events that occur at ram ranch also at orgies in texas witch is well known for having cowboys

Hey did you see the new video of that guy having gay cowboy sex.

by peen4178 September 4, 2019