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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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cunt wheel

A funny but still mean insult to give to someone that you dislike without being flat out rude by adding a slightly funny twist to it.
by Gaylordjohnson79 January 31, 2023
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cunt-struck

struck by the beauty of a girl/woman/female. A positive term for beauty.
I was cunt-struck when I first saw her.
by ultra funkular February 5, 2020
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Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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Cunt

This was written on a slip of paper on my til by one of my coworkers.
Hym "Russell Brand's wife is kind of weird looking.... But YES. Cunt was written on my til. And that is the reason Russell is talking about this."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Cunt

Cunt is a vulgar term for female genitalia, and is used as a term of disparagement for females and males.
An obnoxious example of humanity with absolutely no redeeming features.
Calculus made easy is a cunt
by Redacted June 3, 2015
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Cunt

What's up cunt!
by hand_in_pants May 16, 2022
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