Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016

brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

virgincy bag

a bag that you always carry around when youre a virgin

mairin has to carry around a virgincy bag

by piggggggggyyyy May 13, 2020

Whore bag

A woman who has at least two illegitimate children by two different baby daddies, still lives at home with her parents, probably never went to college, is looking for a sugar daddy, but can’t stop sleeping around.

That whore bag is already collecting child support from two baby daddies and she’s still looking for a new baby daddy but she can’t stop sleeping around with a million other men.

by Rockedit1 December 26, 2022

Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.

"Shut up, Jank bag"

by - J.C November 23, 2020

In my bag

THE MODERN WAY of saying youre in your feelings

friend: ay u good bro?
me: yea bro im just in my bag rn
friend: *sigh* grabs lotion

by zebops August 10, 2020

whore bagged bitch

(whore-bag-id-bitch) someone who absolutely sucks dick and you hate so so much. basically a whole whore you just dislike with extreme passion.

leyla: my sister seriously took my green crop top and wore it to jake’s party. i can’t believe her.

emma: oh my god. she’s such a whore bagged bitch.

by taylor.4.2.0 June 4, 2020