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Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
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Black Rob

Black Rob is a guy who has a huge wiener and loves boys
Black Rob is guy that give and get head but only from men that are 10 and under
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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Black Rat

by FISHYDISHY February 22, 2022
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Black Balls

Black Balls: Make a word out of me

Me: ok
by Aguywhoidk February 27, 2022
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black afterlife

Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.

Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.

Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”

Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!

Sincerely,

The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
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Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022
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