phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.

After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!

by ck1962 December 23, 2012

Wood-rat

A redneck, similar to that of a hood-rat, but from the woods, this person I countrified. They probably drive a big lifted truck, own a farm and act tough, despite him being from the country this person is not stupid and will actually fuck your day up if you piss him off.

He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.

Girl #1: omg jake is sooo annoying with his country boy shit.

Girl #2: nah he just a cool wood-rat

by diggymac June 11, 2018

quality wood

An erection of exceptional intensity.

Within seconds she had me sportin' quality wood.

by Garland McFarland October 19, 2008

Stacking Wood

A woman who likes to cram as much dick into her vagina as possible.

Dude, look at her stacking wood. That bitch cray!

by mavvinkat December 16, 2012

RJ Wood

The act of losing one's cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. In extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of Hide-n-Seek.

Mark: Erica, have you heard from Dan?
Erica: No, he pulled an RJ Wood again!!

by MhaWhaE October 28, 2011

Pool Wood

an erection received from swimming in a pool.

Cheche and coco noticed his pool wood, and their mouths dropped in awe. Neither of them have ever seen anything as massive.

by Master Pool Wood July 16, 2008