Cheche and coco noticed his pool wood, and their mouths dropped in awe. Neither of them have ever seen anything as massive.
by Master Pool Wood July 16, 2008
Get the Pool Wood mug.The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.
After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.
That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
by ck1962 December 23, 2012
Get the Wood Butter mug.The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard
"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)
by kneebracey December 17, 2011
Get the Drift-Wood mug.The act of losing one's cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. In extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of Hide-n-Seek.
by MhaWhaE October 28, 2011
Get the RJ Wood mug.A redneck, similar to that of a hood-rat, but from the woods, this person I countrified. They probably drive a big lifted truck, own a farm and act tough, despite him being from the country this person is not stupid and will actually fuck your day up if you piss him off.
He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.
He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.
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