Jesus was Palestinian

A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.

"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"

by Der Emes December 28, 2020

I was gonna say

when you were talking before and someone cut your talk, then if you wanna continue what you were saying before

Sara: I told John to invite them to the wedding but.... (Sara's phone rings....oh sorry let me turn off my phone)
yeah, I was gonna say I told John but he it totally.

by always_traveler November 13, 2020

my engine was started

to get fingered

OMG, my engine was started last night

by blythgyal August 27, 2008

what happend was

Said as "What happend was.." or "What had happen was..". A phrase that is said when some one is asked something and they do not know the answer; an excuse followed by the explanation of the situation or by the asker interrupting the person's reply.

Teacher: Ryan, where is your homework?
Ryan: Now see what happend was..

by Making People Die January 29, 2015

dog was star

"rats saw god" backwards.

Rats Saw God = Dog Was Star

by Hob Gadling April 23, 2005

What was that noise?!

The term used when I take my belt off, and my dick hits the ground. My mother then yells, "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!" I reply with, MY DICK!

Mom: "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!"

Me: "I just took my belt off."

by BallSackSweat May 10, 2011

And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.

I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.

by The kid in the corner December 21, 2010