pubic wars

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.

“I fought in the long Pubic Wars of ‘02”

by peen king December 16, 2019

Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.

by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Router Wars

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet

Wanna play some router wars?

by 99Ninety September 19, 2020

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017

war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

War-Hero

That one guy who flew into the darksphere or some shit

That guy saved the world he is just like War-Hero

by HoodedManBob February 28, 2018