chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

Vegan

A diet that means you can't consume any animal products.(A diet that I have no *=&$&#&$; idea how to live with)

I am vegan. I wish I could eat chocolate, but I can't.

by Potato Head... : ) May 17, 2019

Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.

1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.

by kaesesocke June 2, 2019

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.

I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.

by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019

Nemo Vegan

Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.

As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.

by RangerGeek September 15, 2019

Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.

*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?

by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019