Delicious Vanilla Milkshake

A sexy beautiful white girl with light brown eyes and a beautiful body!

Damnnnnnn!!! Hannah's a Delicious Vanilla Milkshake!

by daddy(; May 18, 2011

Aged Vanilla

Just some vanilla with some cum in it.

Thomas: Yo you try this new coffee C.R.E.A.M.er?
Chris: No, what is it?
Thomas: I call it Aged Vanilla, It's just some vanilla with some cum in it!
Chris: What are you fucking gay?

by Dolceh_ August 30, 2016

Tux Vanilla

A skinny, easily aggravated idiot who refuses to have their hair cut.

That Tux Vanilla over there getting angry over trends, what a weenie.

by DymondW March 31, 2017

VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

McCafe Vanilla Shake

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.

I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Coca-Cola Vanilla

A combination, that makes people vomit later when digested.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Mike? He's vomiting on toilet.
Person 2: Because I pulled a prank for him!
Person 1: What did you do?
Person 2: I changed the normal Coca-Cola to Coca-Cola Vanilla!
Person 1: ROFL, who would drink Coca-Cola with Vanilla?
Person 2: I know right!

by someunfunnyguy69 July 22, 2018

vanilla gorilla

vanilla gorilla

va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh

noun

1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.

"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.

"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"

"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."

"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.

by Miss Gibson November 15, 2013