Rich Uncle

The relative with all of the money, who believes that any tax is too high, no matter how reasonable. He employs legions of tax accountants to avoid paying any tax at all. A rich uncle is characterized by notorious stinginess and a Scrooge-like attitude toward the unemployed, the orphaned, the poor, and the elderly.

1. "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?" said Uncle Scrooge, Fred's rich uncle.

2. "“They are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.” "Who am I," said Uncle Scrooge, "their rich uncle?"

by senseandnonsense April 25, 2011

Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.

Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.

by Soul_Driver June 18, 2022

uncle sticky

large man who has the "cash box" and sells awesome stuff out of his van.

ive been in his van with him once... but thats another story.

yo uncle sticky is coming to town and hes got the dope shit man .....dinga

by dan daley April 25, 2005

uncle duty

another term for pedophilia

A further problem occurred when a Michigan case against uncle duty was tossed out of court.

by Douglas Duncan July 30, 2017

Uncle touchy

A man named coleby that has sighns on his white van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Girl1.Omg did you see coleby in his white van .
Girl2. He's Such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017

uncle phil

The best uncle EVER. Every other uncle that thinks they are better is a f**k ni**a. He is buy many blacks and celebs.

"First things first, rest in peace Uncle Phil " J-Cole No Role Modelz
"Boy we do this s**t for real; all them boys in my will all them boys is my Wills (will smith) if anything happen to pop than I got you like Uncle Phil" Drake 5AM in Toronto

by ovothebest88 June 7, 2017

Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.

Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason

Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years

Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?

Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben

Friend: So where is he?

Me: The funeral's on Friday

by Dialga236 November 16, 2019