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Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
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Ultimate

AKA Frisbee Club
It is a pastime activity where fellow members of the book society throw around plastic disks and chase after them.

It is commonly known for its lack of a referee and its players supposedly being the kindest and weakest of all atheletes.
It is most often played with dogs.
hey I have a couple minutes to waste with my dog, you wanna go play ultimate?
by c0r34n May 26, 2011
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DS Ultimate

A site that loves having crazy buttsecks and with gay mods.
I wanted to join DS Ultimate, but the mods were busy having buttsecks.
by Meta Dude March 4, 2008
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UltimaTuner

A new forum that is looking to get members. We talk about cars, video games, movies, and will soon have video game servers. Cool place to hang out.
Yo... you should check out www.ultimatuner.com
by Bloodlust February 15, 2005
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ultimate shame

The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.

The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...
Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.
by Citronic December 9, 2008
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Ultimate Shitler!

After some filthy anal sex, wipe ur dirty cock on her top lip and jizz in her hair.

Smooth down her hair in a Hilter style an the stand to attention, do a Nazi salute an shout "Heil Shilter!"
"Ah man, after I nailed Carneys mum in the ass I gave her the Ultimate Shitler!"
by BigTruck1981 April 11, 2010
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ultimativity

he kept calling and calling my phone to the ultimativity.
by soupeeh March 13, 2011
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