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ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
by Gayke123 December 2, 2022
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The Donut Toss Game

The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?

Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020
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Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017
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Toss a Squirrel Through It

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022
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toss the salad

it might be time for me to toss the salad
by toss/salad July 18, 2016
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toss your salad

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
by zulbeng June 13, 2009
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Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.
Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.
by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003
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