Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

Boofin Top

Muffin Top but with boobs

This push up bra is giving me a mean case of boofin top.

by gleek1016 April 9, 2016

pancake top

a flabbier version of muffin top, whereby abdominal fat spills over a woman's pant waist. the pancake top is characterized by a lower cellulite content and higher water content than the muffin top. see muffin stump for opposite end of the pant-waist-fat-spillover spectrum.

damn when that chick walks her pancake top jiggles like crazy.

by wysiwyggy May 15, 2009

Yop top

When Austin gets head

Yo bro I just got yop top

by Onion dawg February 18, 2019

Bow on top

a saying meaning a "cherry on top"

i have a bow on top surprise for you.

by Sleezing February 19, 2019

Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.

"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."

by Nichtus May 9, 2013