Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 18, 2019

Frank-top

Typically a brightly colored and possibly striped tank-top. Probably will make you look hip when worn. Something Frank would wear out on the town.

"My girl and I were at Target the other day, and I picked out a shirt that I liked. She quickly informed me it was a Frank-top, and that I probably couldn't pull it off.

by nerrrdy July 29, 2011

Bow on top

a saying meaning a "cherry on top"

i have a bow on top surprise for you.

by Sleezing February 19, 2019

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.

That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! March 25, 2016

Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 03, 2010

Top Royalties

a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.

“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”

by SlawOnMaKnawb February 24, 2022

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 26, 2017