Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

ground beef

A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs

"What do you call a cow with no legs."

"Ground beef."

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Eef beef

Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beefEef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef Eef beef eef beef

Person 1: Cave update?
Mojang: EEF. B. E. E!!!!!!!!
Or
Person 1: Eef beef?

Person 2: EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: eeeee, eef beef! Eef beef Eef!

by Eef beef September 11, 2019

Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.

The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.

by Kajoe January 28, 2009

Browning the beef

Browning the beef is slang for anal sex.

Dude did you hear about David? Apparently he's into Browning the beef

by Molly Nielsen November 4, 2014