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Steals vbucks annoying and fucks up day
by Thick ge January 8, 2019
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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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Gabe

Is sus.
Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"

Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
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sex with gabe

the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.
Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO
by iraisreal September 12, 2020
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Gabe

Bigg sex (With two g's for a double dose of Good-time)
He is the CEO of liberalism but he's so hot you can look past it.
Too busy lusting after a Cameron to play 8 ball with me.
I call him "Cuchaio" cause' of that coochie.
"I want to have an intense gay relationship with Gabe."
by Hilru67 December 2, 2019
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Gabe

A person that’s gay as fuck and eat chicken on daily bases with his bbc hangout if his pants.
That’s person is a Gabe since he has a small dick
by Chink91169 December 31, 2023
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Goodtime Gabe

Well renowned drummer of the band Iggys Castle. Headcanoned to be attractive. (we dont know this YET) He is often seen expressing his admirition of Andrew Clam (Popular Deezer artist) and says he dreams to someday collaborate with him.
Goodtime Gabe: Andrew clam on the beat yo! SEAFOOOOOOOOODD
Andrew Clam: Boi ts cold as frick
Goodtime Gabe: Damn skippy!
White kid: What's skippy?
by NPFTM February 13, 2025
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