Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles

Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.

by Random Ness October 5, 2011

Krill Brain

Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass

Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh

by big shlong john April 16, 2020

Dork for brains

Being a complete and utter dork

Wow Kat is a complete dork for brains.

by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018

Brain Rotator

A device used to rotate your brain into a more favourable position.

Y'know what? You're being a bit of a dick. I think you need a brain rotator.

by The Pope of Paragraphs November 22, 2018

brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014

finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 10, 2020

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020