flubber tits

a man who who possesses jiggly breasts

"Hey flubber tits, come sit on uncle Fidencio's lap."

by Fidencio Salazaar December 12, 2002

tit jizzler

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.

Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.

by hudsoto March 8, 2010

tomato tits

Titties that are bright red from being slapped.

I'm going to watch Giligan's Island after I'm done giving this bitch some tomato tits.

by ELO Soldier September 2, 2004

Witches Tit

Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube

Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight

by Working Class Hero November 30, 2020

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Tit-tanic

Tits that are saggy; sinking.

Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.

Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.

by Entr' Acte January 15, 2010

Tit apology

where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.

man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.

by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009