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cacioppo time

A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.

i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.
Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.

(5 hours later)

Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.

(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)

This is a common example of Cacioppo time.
by DavidGuglietta77 December 19, 2011
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Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"
1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.
by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023
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Vault Time

A popular fanfiction trope referring to All for One putting his brother in a bank vault
"Get Vaulted!" "Vault Time for you" "I love Vault Time fics"
by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023
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Arp time

The act of running late, and showing up anywhere between 1-3 hours late. This lateness is completely unintentional, they're trying their best.
Should i expect you at 8pm, or are you running on Arp time?
by mor86gan August 3, 2017
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Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
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stealthy time

When someone says "soon", "5 minutes", "heading there", but then is ready hours or days later.
Steve said he'd be here soon, but its been 2 hours and he's not here yet. Dude must be on stealthy time.
by draino77 November 7, 2022
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tiki time

a phrase used to encourage others to get absolutely plastered. a time when you take so many shots to the point where you can count and play drinking games until you drop dead. tiki time is most often on weekends or days off, but some people are on tiki time 24/7.

being on tiki time is a dangerous game. after a full day of being on tiki time, you may wake up anywhere from a random persons front yard to a boat ten miles off shore.
boss: “why weren’t you at work on monday?”
me: “sorry boss! I was on tiki time all weekend.”
by superswagmaster69 January 20, 2022
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