Squirrel stash

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
by DaMamaNasty May 10, 2022
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Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja December 08, 2015
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Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"
by Csmax August 13, 2019
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Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts
Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.
by Sin Dz Nuts March 08, 2023
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Squirrel push

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.
There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.
by Squirrel Pusher March 02, 2017
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Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.
DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!
by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018
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turbo squirrel

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.
2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.
by Turbo Squirrel February 27, 2016
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