Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025

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Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

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Roman U-Turn

When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.

I think that car is going the wrong way on I-95… . I’ll bet he does a Roman U-turn.

by Hover501 December 10, 2024

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Roman Era

Roman Era is an era when a person plays a certain game for more than 2 hours and not responding to any of your texts.

Luda: Ugh my friend is playing Sims and not responding to any of my text
Jiafei: She is in her Roman Era

by LeeLuda January 16, 2023

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The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

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Roman

Roman is a guy that has a huge dick. You will notice his big bulge right after realizing what a smart and kind person he is. But then oh my that package, and you just forgot about his blue eyes, blond hair and what a great guy he is

Yass Roman, be my daddy

by Ruskula November 23, 2021

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