rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.

Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.

by Gaycente67 March 21, 2017

mckenna rod

stanky and fishy stanky and fishy

hey did you guys hear what mckenna rod said?
no i heard she stinks

by juulpodz September 10, 2019

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 01, 2016

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 07, 2022

Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood

If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.

by Joe Shmoe 69 June 16, 2020

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 07, 2021