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The Milk Man 

When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.
Last night i gave your wife a the milk man
The Milk Man by Milkkkkkman June 27, 2017

the hot man

The hottest man has a big penis and is the best and smartest man alive his name is Firas eddine mohamed khaldi
he is cool the hot man
his anme if firas eddine mohamed khaldi.
the hot man by firms May 9, 2018

the comma man 

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.
Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

the duty man 

a man that has promised his girlfriend sex and has to leave to fill those duties
"they call me the duty man for a reason"
the duty man by snoevit August 29, 2018

The Crab Man 

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.
Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!
The Crab Man by Themethking September 25, 2018

The Ant-man 

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.
Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.
The Ant-man by Big_Sex April 14, 2019