Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

by Ben Greet August 3, 2022

Kat Logic

To judge someone based on how they react to you bullying them.

Kat logic says that guy is an asshole for making fun of my dentures because I called him pudgy and picked on his mom.

by Zach Zaxson June 14, 2022

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

by Doors. October 26, 2022

Logicing

Smarting someone out of existence.

I'm more logicing than them.

by TheFruityGhost November 2, 2022

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022