Omg girl did you know Jonathan has a small cock.. oooo I know girl his dick so small it’s like an ant oooo girl
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Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.
Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
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Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
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Get the Jonathan mug.A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
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Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
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Get the Jonathan mug.The most adorable and funniest boy you’ll ever meet .although he can be mean it’s hard to stay mad at him because the smile he brings you will be the brightest smile you’ll ever experience.he has the purest soul and a beautiful heart,, you can tell he’s probably been hurt before and that’s why you should treat him with thetye highest degree of respect and love .jonathan is also a natural born leader which explains his authority issue and the constant need to control high pressure situations ,but to sum it up he is the meanest sweetheart you’ll ever meet😁
Jonathan is so mean
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