hand-shandy

'avin a wank

yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy

by thorntonj September 28, 2008

hand jive

a dance found in the movie and broadway musical Grease. Don't ask me how to do it.

I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

Carnie hands

A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it

Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.

What the fuck is wrong with you, did you just Eiffel Tower Carnie Hands?","Yup

by whatthefuckdidijustdo September 16, 2010

dick hand

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.

by Michalak October 4, 2003

jackoff hands

the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.

eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!

by eli jackson April 4, 2009

Programmer Hands

Soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. Computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.

Man A) "I need to keep my hands in good shape; I have smooth hands, smooth girly hands."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."

by robotron27 December 2, 2010

hand blob

what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.

Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005