gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

Gone away

Gone away (1997) is a song on The offsprings seventh song on their fourth album.

Person 1: dude i'm gone away
Person 2: yeah, it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away

by milwaukeeoffspring1331 August 19, 2025

yawn-be-gone

Grand lake slang word for Crystal meth.

Jimmy went to go score some yawn-be-gone, but he couldn't get it on a float.

by Dj-Shard-Lord September 22, 2016

Gones

N. Abbr. Gonads

An gland found in mammals that that produces gametes (reproductive cells). The gonads include the testes in males, as well as the ovaries in females.

1. Rocky Mountain oysters? That's just a bull's gones, isn't it?

2. Steve Irwin was a gonesy fella, it's a shame he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray.

3. Man 1: Dare me to kick that old fella in the gones?
Man 2: I would, but you haven't got the gones.

4. Woman: You'll never leave me, right?
Man: No, I'll stick with you like gones on a bone.

by JTR042 July 7, 2010

Wendy has gone back to Canada

from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.

means that you have no chance of getting with someone.

A-hey that girl is pretty cute
B-yeah, well, Wendy has gone back to Canada

by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023