Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021

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Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

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creep the witch

descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.

e'ry day at lunch, we creep the witch

by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008

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The Donovan Creep

A man who breaks social rules in an odd & frightening way

Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend

by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011

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