When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.
"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "
"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."
"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."
by weebjohnson December 15, 2017
Get the ugly bastardmug. A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
by Peter Hines November 8, 2012
Get the Tired Bastardmug. A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.
He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.
He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018
Get the UnLUCKY Bastard!mug. Extremely Fat and annoying.
by jelly beeaan February 5, 2023
Get the stack bastardmug. is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
Get the Fat Bastardmug. A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021
Get the Devious Bastardmug. Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
by The best character April 19, 2014
Get the kooky bastardmug.