Best Friend

The person you lean on when you want to cry over something, someone you can hug and honestly mean it, and someone who will kiss your owwies when you get a paper cut. These, are my best friends.(:

Me:"moose.. will you call me? I really want to cry..."

moose: OF COURSE! -dials number- "Whats wrong?"
Best friends are life<3

by LaurenLollipops May 13, 2010

best friend

The one person that you want to kill, but can't because you would miss them to much. Especially, when they embarrass you or mess with stuff to piss you off. Kinda like family but worse. You can get rid of family, but not your best friend.

Fred: "Dude, did you just get us lost on purpose?"
Tod: "Yes"
Fred: "You better be glad that you are my best friend, or I would kill you!"
Tod: "Sure you would."
Fred: "My foot is about to meet your face!"

by Ninjaawesome April 13, 2011

Best Bitches

Two at heart blonds who love to smoke and drink and just have an all out good time, they are very out going and loving, but if you try to get between them it will be the last thing you will ever do

Best friends that are so much alike that they call each other names like best bitches

by lazybitch889 January 16, 2015

personal best

The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.

Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.

by Brock Johnson January 4, 2008

Best couples

Best couples are the letters M+A, M+H, M+R, M+G, M+N, A+M, A+R, A+K

Girl #1 "are me and my bf a good couple?"
Girl#2 "well duhhh you guys are M+A"
Girl#3 "omg thxs !!!"
Girl#3 " best couples"

by SpongeBob 😎 October 29, 2019

the best food

Food from Burger King. Especially Whoppers.

"Hey yo dude, are we going to eat some the best food?"
"Yeah sure i love Burger King"

by uknowwhatidk January 20, 2020

best friend

Somebody who says they're there for you, but never is. They say forever but really they mean until they find somebody better. They might or might not keep your secrets. They're going to choose a boyfriend or girlfriend over you. If they are of the opposite sex, things will get very complicated. Best friends are bullshit.

My best friend ditched me to hangout with her boyfriend last night, I'm sure she'll be replacing me any day now.

by volleyball0101 December 30, 2010