Blood Wife

Blood Wife (n): The biological bind of a female counterpart after procreation.

Baby Mama, Sperm Donee

I'm bouts'ta drop the kid with the blood wife so we can get down girl.

by JeremyFreiboth March 17, 2019

wife beater

The term wife beater is used alot, it can mean the british ale 'stella'
it can be used as an insult ' shut up, you, are a wife beater'
it can be a vest, commonly worn amongst wife beaters, which is were the name originated from.
or it can mean an actually wife beater, sleezy characters, slaptheir wife's about.

urgghh! come 'ere....bam, KUH-POW

giz a wife beater

hey shit face, hey wife beater

hey, nice wife beater

by Ben Roose December 28, 2005

ex wife

The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.

This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

tae's wife

kim taehyung's wife, jaren, friend of eillee, sofia, and angelina.

STRANGER: "OMG, R U TAE'S WIFE???"
jaren: "YESSIRRRRRRRRRRR"

by tae's wife January 20, 2021

Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016