Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .

Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.

by brojob69 April 17, 2023

Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"

Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....

by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds

That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds

by Courageous guy May 29, 2019