Shizzle Wizzle

Or Shizzle Weazel or Shizle Weasel or Shizz Wizz is a euphemism for Sh*t F*ck. Wizzle doesn't mean F*ck in any way, but it used alongside Sh*t.

Why Shizzle Wizzle? Because I'm not sure you will say Shiz Fudge in front of your grandma, thats f*cken weird

*Playing a Horror Game*
"Dang, this room is dark as heck"
*Jumpscare*
"SHIZZLE WIZZLE! Crap! Why the heck i don't see that one coming, that's friggin obvious!"

by Furunama November 21, 2020

fo shizzle my nizzo

fucked up talk that someone without a brain uses.
easier to apply due to the fact that their primal brains haven't evolved quite yet.

human: "Want to buy a 2-6?"
sub-human: "fo shizzle my nizzo"

by THE MUGGER September 14, 2003

Shizzle McNuggets

little tiny "bunny poop" shaped pieces of shit

i took some shizzle McNuggets

Your shit looks like shizzle mcnuggtes dude fr fr

by NUGGETGIR; March 24, 2019

Shizzles

If you don’t want to say the ‘s’ word in public, say this instead

Holy shizzles

by Lonely, but not Alone October 10, 2018

shizzle popped

(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb

1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.

"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."

"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"

by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010

fo shizzle my nizzo

Slang: To clarify that something is authentic or valid.

That shit is for real, my nigga'

by Aaron Alexander September 15, 2003

Shizzle

Shizzle is another word for dirt, or much. Something you wouldn’t want to get on you

The garbage truck just came through and now there is Shizzle all over the road.

Say there is Shizzle on something is the same as saying that something is dirty.

by gyratinglefteyebrow August 2, 2023