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I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it
Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
by whatthefuckdidijustdo September 16, 2010
by Michalak October 04, 2003
*Jon throws a football to his friend A.j*
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.
by Jonathan Polamalu October 08, 2012
the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness
"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"
by BNB85 January 30, 2009
This is a biohazard like state which exists on your hands from going to the gym and handling various equipment with your hands.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
1. "Whew that was some workout, let's get outta here" says Jeff. "Wait a minute, I got gym hands...let me go wash them real quick" wisely responds James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
by archyis March 10, 2009