Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.
by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018
When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.
Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)
by what is the point of living if December 02, 2020
When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.
1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
by oolveea December 02, 2020
used to make a reference about something which is known, but you want to make a dramatic or sarcastic intro about it to another person.
Bro 1: dude, check this videos out!!
Bro : ooooh!! they look very cool, haven't you thought about uploading them to the web?
Bro1 : No, but actually, it is a good idea, how can I do that?
Bro 2: Well.....there is that thing they call YouTube, I dont know if you know about it, but it is all about videos.
Bro : ooooh!! they look very cool, haven't you thought about uploading them to the web?
Bro1 : No, but actually, it is a good idea, how can I do that?
Bro 2: Well.....there is that thing they call YouTube, I dont know if you know about it, but it is all about videos.
by uDontCare October 03, 2011
1. Where a women sends a dirty, flirty messages to other employee(s) (usually male) disguised as a typo.
2. this is another example of many symptoms that often indicate diarrhea of the fingers. Obviously this user should have typed "all pc" which means something completely different.
2. this is another example of many symptoms that often indicate diarrhea of the fingers. Obviously this user should have typed "all pc" which means something completely different.
Rabid fingers: Please install agents on call pcs and the server.
Tech: What are call pcs?
Rabid fingers: um....i dunno....
Tech: grrrrrr...(I crush your head!)
Tech: What are call pcs?
Rabid fingers: um....i dunno....
Tech: grrrrrr...(I crush your head!)
by ST_boingo_boingo December 14, 2010
When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow March 14, 2016