When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Get the Male Pattern Blindnessmug. Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.
Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015
Get the Third-Eye Blindmug. The act of:
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
Get the Flying Blind Burritomug. by kpizzleswag February 19, 2019
Get the Blind Ass Bitchmug. Being a good cathelic boy i never watch myself jerk-off especially when i give myself the double blind stranger
by Avoloun October 6, 2008
Get the Double Blind Strangermug. I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Guy1: “Hey what are the blinding lights lyrics?”
Guy2: “I don’t know let’s look at them on the urban dictionary.”
Guy2: “I don’t know let’s look at them on the urban dictionary.”
by Xirock October 9, 2023
Get the Blinding lights lyricsmug. Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"
Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."
Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."
by PhazMan November 5, 2013
Get the the blind leading the lostmug.