by Sam Wigman January 30, 2010
Get the Roommate Datemug. Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
Get the dating rulesmug. A politically correct and evasive term for racist dating
Many people come up with this as an excuse to only date particular races because they "cannot help being attracted to a specific group of people"
The UN defines racial discrimination as "any distinction, exclusion, restriction or PREFERENCE based on race, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin ..."
Believe it or not, many people also refuse to date their own race/ethnicity - that is also racist, no matter how you look at it
Many people come up with this as an excuse to only date particular races because they "cannot help being attracted to a specific group of people"
The UN defines racial discrimination as "any distinction, exclusion, restriction or PREFERENCE based on race, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin ..."
Believe it or not, many people also refuse to date their own race/ethnicity - that is also racist, no matter how you look at it
Person 1: Man, that girl just turned me down because I wasn't black!
Person 2: She can't help it man; she only finds black people attractive
Person 1: What? That's racist!
Person 2: No man, it's "dating preference", get it right!
Person 2: She can't help it man; she only finds black people attractive
Person 1: What? That's racist!
Person 2: No man, it's "dating preference", get it right!
by iluvemp03 January 15, 2009
Get the Dating Preferencemug. A date for prom/other social gathering that asks you to go with them and then disappears into obscurity and avoids contact with the person they asked until said event. The end result is a very awkward situation that makes the receiver of the date request wonder why they even said yes in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude 2, who's Pam going to prom with?"
Dude 2: "Ummm, I have no idea Dude 1, I think its Chad"
Dude 1: "Oh yeahh, Chad asked her like two weeks ago but they haven't seemed to talk since..."
Dude 2: "That's mad awk man, hes such a Deadbeat date to her."
Dude 2: "Ummm, I have no idea Dude 1, I think its Chad"
Dude 1: "Oh yeahh, Chad asked her like two weeks ago but they haven't seemed to talk since..."
Dude 2: "That's mad awk man, hes such a Deadbeat date to her."
by Horatio Alger Jr. April 28, 2009
Get the Deadbeat Datemug. by day-ting.moth June 29, 2018
Get the Dating mothmug. soggy date story: i had to go soggy on my "woolly hat" date last night... i spilled my cider on his seat and left, telling him "i will be back"...
by froast beef April 10, 2010
Get the Soggy Datemug. A person that can't find a date and then takes themselves to the places they would have taken their date on (a movie for one, a dinner for one etc...). A romantic scenario for just one person. aka self date....
Guy 1: Bro, this chick bailed on me and I'm already at the dinner place.
Guy 2: Just do what I do, and go on a single date. That way you get to home and score!
Guy 1: Nice!!!
Guy 2: Just do what I do, and go on a single date. That way you get to home and score!
Guy 1: Nice!!!
by Swimmster June 8, 2018
Get the single datemug.