Me Too Thanks 

Originated from /r/me_irl, this phrase is used when you see a post/comment that you agree with and/or can relate to a lot. Occasionally you will find large comment chains with 98% of the comments being "me too thanks", and sometimes when it gets absurdly long, mods might join the chain

Redditor 1: I'm gay

Redditor 2: me too thanks

Redditor 3: me too thanks

Redditor 4: I'm straight

Subreddit Mod: me too thanks

Redditor 6: me too thanks

Subreddit Owner: me too thanks

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Me Too Thanks by Hex4Nova April 9, 2017

Thanks Dad 

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".

When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"

A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.

Thanks Dad by Ivan Fish January 13, 2009

Canadian Thanksgiving 

First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.

No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.

Canadian Thanksgiving by dockboy November 14, 2010

the pen is mightier than the sword 

it means the pen is a better weapon than the sword because its smaller and more manueverable. also you can fill the ink tube with poison and stab someone with it for example, in the neck. its better for sneaking up on someone, or for use in small spaces.

you got a sword? so what i got a pen. yeah u better run u woman.

the pen is mightier than the sword by an anonymous source November 5, 2003

Thanks Granddad 

A) Phrase used to express appreciation towards one's Grandfather.

B) Phrase used to express appreciation towards someone whilst simultaneously belittling party A's affection for said Grandfather.

Granddad: Dinner's ready Sam.
Sam: Thanks Granddad.

Du Fresne: Hey dude I totally penetrated your wife last night.
Logan: Oh thanks Granddad!

Thanks Granddad by Guy Biggles October 23, 2007

Thanksgiving 

Noun: An American holiday that was originally founded to celebrate the taking over of the Native Americans. It is now an excuse for people to eat way too much, get fat, and remind themselves of how embarassing their family is.

Girl1: Thanksgiving is a dumb holiday.
Girl2: Why? You get to eat as much as you want and watch everyone else get fat too!

Thanksgiving by Kelley Lee G November 24, 2006

Thanks.

Thanks. Is mager friendzone she/he probably isn't interested

"You're not ugly"

Thanks. 😊

Thanks. by Ahahahahaha May 15, 2016