Text Paralysis

The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.

A driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. When the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from Text Paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.

by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

drunken texting

This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.

I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...

by manicpanicd January 30, 2008

text massege

A text message that is sent to multibulls, lots of people, a bunch of folks you know, everyone at a party, etc. Gets the job done with minimal fuckin' around on the phone.

Hawk: "Yo, get your fuckin' shit together and booze"
Slayerson: "Alright, what's the deal man? Getting some bulls around?"
Hawk: "Hold up, I'ma send out a text massege"
Slayerson: "Best get some pussy over here too..."
Hawk: "Obviously"

by Slayerson May 22, 2010

Text-talker

Anyone who uses text acronyms in real life when talking to another person.

Jake: Did you hear about the new horror movie coming out next week?

Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!

Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.

by Katoosh September 6, 2009

Pirate texting

When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!

'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'

by Jen Brown March 27, 2007

monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.

The text message you sent me was just monkey text.

by Loadmaster March 31, 2010

Text Battle

The act of 2 people engaging in a conversation via text messaging with both parties goals being to text something so gross and disturbing that the other party is unable to respond. A text battle is spontaneous and starts with no warning. An ancillary goal is to give the enemy nightmares. A text battle is usually started with a single word text, or a short phrase, replied to with a similar, more gross phrase.

A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.

How a text battle looks:

Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"

by areallyfatkid July 10, 2011