teethgannet

(n) Long handled garden shears used to prune shrubs, hedges, and other leafy vegetation.

Would you pass me the teethgannet dear, I need to prune the teethguy tree.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

teethrattler

doing the missus not doggie fashion, but not missionary... kind of while she's turning over.

'jesus slow down, this is a real teethrattler!'

or 'oh god, you made my teeth actually come out of my mouth' if you are older and still sexually keen. or with some kind of oral disease.

by zac pro July 13, 2004

Tretch Man

1. Wasteman, derkhead, eediaat
2. Dretlin, bredrin, tretch

"Oi tretch man!"
"Safe tretch"

by JO!? August 28, 2008

tetchyhook

an increase of the occurrence of impaired psychomotor skills, particularly among younger or inexperienced cannabis smokers, who do not adapt their smoking style to the higher THC content.

person 1: "man your having a tetchyhook . stop vomiting so susan doesnt finish your hooter. "
person 2:"can we rave at the sunrise ?"
person 1:"only when you lawnmower the neighbours for the ballerina."

by mary8888888 September 30, 2010

tweetchy

Twitchy to tweet.

The incident made her tweetchy.

by goddessofrot July 8, 2011

Teeth drag

during a blow job, unusually large teeth drag across penis in an unpleasant fashion

Dude, that girl's teeth drag fucking sucks and hurts/was sharp.

by jdmt January 1, 2012

Tentch

A shortened version of pretentious, also implies superfluity, especially in writing or actions. Often used to describe hipsters and the literature of high school students in advanced placement English classes.

Tentch Wench: in a single glance, all notions of doubt in her mind were cast aside. The feeling within her heart began as a trickle, like that seeping from the virginal crevices of an as-yet undiscovered mountain spring. It gurgled and bubbled until it frothed into her throat and stomach, finally exploding with the strength of a waterfall. He was just as much in love with her as she was with him.

Bystander: Her writing is so tentch.

by SuedeOhNim July 19, 2012