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Tardbilly

A white dude who thinks he is wanted in a group and really is only let in out of pity.

Or, a retarded hillbilly.
That Emo know-it-all fag boy is a tardbilly.
by QueTacos November 6, 2006
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light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.
Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006
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tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.
by Barnie August 1, 2006
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Tardcore

Something that is trying to be hardcore, but it ends up being overused and just ends up looking completely retarded.

Abbreviations:
tXc
t/c
1. tYpInG lIkE tHiS iS tArDcOrE
2. Gamertags like "Blaze" and "razor" and "Demon Killer of Twilight 666" and other things like that are tardcore.
3. T-shirts with flaming skulls or tribal designs on them are tardcore, as are tattoos that have a tribal design or a skull.
4. Cars with flame decals are tardcore.
5. People who say "tubular" are tardcore.

All perople who say things like "rad" or "tight" or "righteous" are automatically awesome. And if you disagree, then you are tardcore.
by Matthew Gappmeyer May 30, 2007
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tard

Refers to residents of Melbourne, Australia. Especially the fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club. Traces it's origins in this use to an internet football forum. Reaching popular usage through this forum and other specific team forums at the start of the new A-League competition.
Depsite beating their hated rivals, Sydney FC 5-0, the 'tards failed to live up to this result and played out the rest of the season like the 'tards they are.
by Billy Hill April 15, 2006
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tarded

by kannon on youtube June 3, 2018
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Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.
I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.
by butlerj January 11, 2018
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