mushroom tap
mushroom tap by dom s December 24, 2007
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Leaning Tower Love Tap
When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.
Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."
Leaning Tower Love Tap by Jimbo Chew October 17, 2010
The Tap Game
A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.
Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.
Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.
Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?
Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.
Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?
The Tap Game by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008
no-tap zone
An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.
Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.
no-tap zone by ffnz July 5, 2010