Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)
Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?
No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009
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Guy: (smiling)Hey Ma! How you doin today? You lookin all fine, can I call you later on?
Girl: (blushing) Oh that's so sweet!...You look kinda young for me, How old are you?
Guy: Aww Baby, I'm a grown ass man. I'll be 22 in December
Girl: (laughing) Awwww! Your'e still a chicken tender. Can I buy you a Happy Meal or something? LOL
Girl: (blushing) Oh that's so sweet!...You look kinda young for me, How old are you?
Guy: Aww Baby, I'm a grown ass man. I'll be 22 in December
Girl: (laughing) Awwww! Your'e still a chicken tender. Can I buy you a Happy Meal or something? LOL
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Tanner is a boy who thinks he's all that, but in reality he's insecure and rude. He'll play with girls to make himself feel better but they always ditch him. Any girl who dates him should watch out, if the relationship ever seems too perfect, he's cheating, dont trust him, date anyone else, he's a egotistical bitch with no dick.he is a asshole.
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guy:"wtf dude, stop being such a tanner and leave those girls alone unless ur not gunna touch them in the first 5 minutes..."
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