Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018

Table Racism

When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.

Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.

Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!

by •River Bridge• May 10, 2018

table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

tableslayer

someone involved in the violent destruction of a table

" you see that guy over there. he broke a bunch of tables at Ikea, he's a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

Tablephobic

The fear of tables

Victor is tablephobic

by Xaneary January 23, 2019

Tabgent

A portmanteau of tab and tangent, pronounced "tab-jent". When your curiosity in one tab leads to a completely different curiosity in another tab, and so on.

I just went on the longest tabgent ever. 14 tabs open and I'm looking at recipes for buffalo bread when all I wanted to know was who played that one character in Peaky Blinders.

by tamborjam February 23, 2019