The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Sword in the wall

When a penis is through a glory whole you violently grab it so the other participate is unable to pull out of the hole

Dude 1 "dude I kept the sword in the wall for a full minute"
Dude 2 "shit that was you?"

by FagFest March 1, 2020

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.

“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.

by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022

demon sword

When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high

I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018

sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis

Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “

by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019