Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

Blindfold surprise

When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.

I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.

by Three6nine September 1, 2020