California straight

Heterosexuals who live near Los Angeles or San Francisco and claim they are straight, but are a little on the gay or effeminate side. May have an "soft" voice, or be into manscaping or waxing their body hair, or act like a metrosexual.

When I spoke to John on the phone and heard his giddy voice, I thought he might be gay like me. Then when I met him, he had a wife and kid. He must be "California straight".

I went shopping with Fred, and he was very concerned with wearing the latest designers and buying expensive shoes. But he always talks about tits and ass. He must be one of those "California straights".

by Philly Chris H January 18, 2007

Anti Super Straight

People who do not support Super Straight, for it’s Transphobic Nature or by its discrimination.

Or people who overall hate the trend of Super Straights on Tiktok.

“ I don’t like Super Straight, due to it’s harmful nature and its lack of being compassionate. “

“ Super Straight is something i don’t like due to how it originated. “

“ Anti Super Straight is good due to it being people fighting for equality for trans people. “

by Fonji March 8, 2021

Don't feed me straight lines

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.

Don't feed me straight lines, young man!

by Da writer February 22, 2011

super straight

someone who only fucks people with a tail, and cat ears and who walks on all fours and howls at the moon

person A: oh so your super straight? so you like dog cock in ur throat?

person B: oh yeah and I make tiktoks about it too

by pure hate March 11, 2021

Santa Barbara Straight

a PROmiscuous "straight" male who will fuck anything with a hole. including girls, boys, animals and relatives.

refered to as "dirty" because of massive amount of STDs

OMG he's so Santa Barbara Straight, he slept with so many guys last night, oh ya and his cousin too.

by miso HOT February 18, 2008

Super straight

A "Sexuality" in which you are only attracted to the opposite sex that were born that way.

For example: If you are a super straight male, you would only be attracted to a female that was born with the XX chromosome. Biologically born female.

Trans person: "Before we date I just need to let out know I'm trans."

Super straight: "Sorry I'm only attracted to the biologically born opposite gender ."

Trans person: "Isnt that transphobic?"

Super straight: "No I'm just super straight."

by poo poo stains March 10, 2021

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006